steveo
04-17-2003, 01:02 AM
A chicken crossed the road...
BILL GATES-I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
DR. SEUSS-Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road with the toad, but why the chicken crossed the road with a toad I've not yet been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR-I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross all roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA-In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS-In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming sob story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON-Imagine all the chickens crossing all roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE-It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX-It was a historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE-I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
FOX MULDER-You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD-The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
ALBERT EINSTEIN-Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
CANADIANS-Chicken goes good with beer eh!
BILL GATES-I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
DR. SEUSS-Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road with the toad, but why the chicken crossed the road with a toad I've not yet been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR-I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross all roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA-In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS-In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming sob story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON-Imagine all the chickens crossing all roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE-It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX-It was a historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE-I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
FOX MULDER-You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD-The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
ALBERT EINSTEIN-Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
CANADIANS-Chicken goes good with beer eh!