You Know You Have No Life When....

[gracious]

You know you have no life when:

*You watch the Weather Channel for 2 hours and enjoy it.

*You can sing the alphabet backwards

*You think of lists like this one.

*You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

*You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.

[kayofcircles]

Or maybe when you're absolutely "compelled" to crawl to the computer every single morning, blurry-eyed and sleepy, coffee cup clutched in your hand, to check your email and come here???? :)

[Reid]

I knew I had no life when: my number of posts here went over 1,000 :)

[Budfred]

Whoa!!! If that is the criteria, I am really in trouble.....:eek: :eek: :p :p

[Reid]

No, just speaking for myself. I would still be posting more often, but got tired about people that don't post back after taking my time to help.

[Budfred]

I am just joking with ya', I have a life other than this pile of equipment, but I fit this in between an awful lot....:D

I know what you mean about people not posting back though, I find that irritating too. On the other hand, I have found your posts to be helpful and have learned from them, so I hope you don't give up even if the person asking the question doesn't respond....:cool:

[Eutychus]

Does anyone else ever talk with yourself?

What about arguing with yourself?

I hate it when that happens.
I especially hate it when I lose one of the arguments.

It is a little disturbing to find that you aren't as smart as yourself. Know what I mean?

I think I'm coming down with one of those sick headaches again.

[Reid]

Meant to say speaking of myself, Eutychus :) Yes, there goes that "not so smart" side of me again :)

[skhips]

Oh dear,

I chuckled as I read this thread and thought well thats definetly not me until i read kayofciricles reply and realised that it is 0700hrs, my eyes are blurred and I have a cup of coffee in my hand and switching this on was the first thing i did when i came down stairs.

:)

[Mark Miller]

Not only do I talk to myself but I talk to and for our cat. My wife is starting to do this also. Being retired early is really the meaning of "I gota get a life"
Mark:D

[gracious]

Yes, your cat can say amazing things sometimes:p

Why the other day my cat was complaining about how the trash bag never gets changed until it has so much in it you can't even tie it closed!

My cat also told me that I needed to get a life because he says that I worry too much about dumb things and I told him that was easy for him to say considering that all he has to worry about is when I will fill up his food bowl and also when the best time is to jump up onto the computer table and lay on the keyboard.....
:D :D :D

[LadyGrey]

you know you have no life when....

You get up, put kid on bus, go get bird and coffee and sit down at puter. Bird meanwhile is hanging off the back of your chair and mimicking puter sounds so you get confused and then crawls back up and proceeds to eat the keys off your keyboard, all the while laughing at you as you sit there with your coffee and your eyes half open, and you think this is NORMAL:D :D :D :D :eek:

LG;)

[kenz]

You know you have no life when you read the previous posts and think - wow ! if only my life was that exciting

[gracious]

and you think this is NORMAL

You mean it's not??? Oh Boy.... :eek:

[Whyzman]

You spend your time doing nothing...and you consider it nothing out of the ordinary to do so...

http://www.pcguide.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20906&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

[kayofcircles]

Whyzman: I have to admit that I have been a bit baffled by that thread. It keeps going on and on like the Energizer bunny. Was trying to tell my husband about it a few nights ago...and couldn't explain something I don't really understand.

Eutychus: Was embarrassed to admit it, but yes, I too tend to find myself talking to myself. When that happens, I tell myself I am not talking to myself..I am talking to oh, the cat, or the universe, or Someone other than myself! "We" are not going nuts.:D :D

[Budfred]

Talking to yourself is actually a healthy thing to do, it is part of how we process and learn....

It is when you start talking back in another voice and think someone else is answering that you need to worry.:D

[Whyzman]

So....what? Are you telling me I need to worry? :confused:

[jabarnutcase]

I KNOW I'm worried now. :eek:

What are you worried about jabar?

Well, you read the other posts....Some of these people end up talking to themselves!

Yes, and your point is???

Well, what if that happens to me? :(

Gee...I hadn't really thought about it before...Now you've got me a bit worried too.

Oh SURE....You, who claims to be in control of your thoughts is worried? That's a laugh.

Yea, guess it's just a false alarm- You sure had me going for a while though!

Had YOU going! What about ME??? :mad:

Listen, calm down jabar....Man, you really need to get a life!

No-Maybe YOU need to get a life! :mad:

Fine, I can see we're getting nowhere here, so just don't talk to me anymore-OK???

Fine with me "nutcase"!

Yea, well it's just fine with me too- And look who's calling who a "nutcase"

Ha! Thought you said you weren't going to talk to me anymore? :p

ENOUGH!!!!! :(

Sorry jabar- We got a little out of control there. I forgive you. Do you forgive me??? :)



NO! :mad:

[Mark Miller]

that's so weird Jabar, I had the same conversation myself, but I forgave and vowed to move on.
Mark:D

[gracious]

A Little Philosphy About Life (That is if you have one):D

*A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
*Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
*Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
*Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
*Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
*Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
*Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
*Half the people you know are below average.
*I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
*I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
*I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
*If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
*If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
*My reality check bounced.
*Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
*No one is listening until you make a mistake.
*Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
*Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
*The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
*The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
*There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
*To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



:D :D :D

[killercow]

Here are a couple of recipes you should try:

Nothing Flat
Take out a rolling pin. Roll it across the table. Serves 9.
Nothing Delight
Exhale (Serves 1).

Nothing Like It
Top with whipped cream.

Nothing Quite Like It
Top with sour cream.

Air Crispies
Leave pan on.

Nothing Double Decker
Remove contents of sandwich.

Nothing Upside-Down Cake
Turn pan over.

Inverse Banquet Cornucopia Extravaganza
Recipe coming soon!

Such a tasty delight, these treats will keep you hungry for more or less. Yum!

The Nothing Diet

Don't Eat.


Also check this out ... this describes what this whole thread is about:
NOTHING (http://nothing.net/)

[killercow]

Umm ... ok that last post was sopposed to be in the Nothing to say thread and it showed up here.... umm can someone explain?

[Budfred]

killercow,

These 2 threads do have a lot in common, I suspect you just got so enthused with the quality of your post that you forgot you were in the wrong thread...:D

Good bit of nothing though....:cool:

[gracious]

Maybe killer you were in jabars dream and your post was teleported to this thread at the same time his battery on his puter died and he lost 2 ports on his router....hmmm..and maybe I need to get a life and deal with all my issues.:D

[killercow]

WOW! there was some freaky stuff going on that night man.:)

[scroatbagg]

You find yourself watching QVC or Bid Up TV and feel the urge to pick up the phone!!!:D