Mitch Hatfield
08-31-2003, 06:47 PM
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a newly married couple wanted to join the local church.
The vicar said, "We have new rules for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for four weeks."
All the couples agreed and came back to see the vicar four weeks later.
"Have you been successful," he asked the elderly couple.
"Oh yes no problem at all," they said.
"Welcome into the house of God," said the vicar.
"Have you been successful," he asked the middle-aged couple.
"Well we found it easy for the first three weeks but very difficult for the forth week but we managed it.
"Welcome into the house of God," said the vicar.
"Have you been successful," he asked the newly married couple.
"Well" said the man: "We struggled through the first three weeks, but then my wife was reaching up to get a tin of paint from the top shelf when she dropped it. As she bent down in front of me to pick it up, I couldn't resist any longer so I took her from behind right there."
"You do realise that this means you are not welcome in the house of God," said the vicar.
"Yes we do," said the man: "They weren't too happy with us at Wal-Mart either !!! :D :D
The vicar said, "We have new rules for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for four weeks."
All the couples agreed and came back to see the vicar four weeks later.
"Have you been successful," he asked the elderly couple.
"Oh yes no problem at all," they said.
"Welcome into the house of God," said the vicar.
"Have you been successful," he asked the middle-aged couple.
"Well we found it easy for the first three weeks but very difficult for the forth week but we managed it.
"Welcome into the house of God," said the vicar.
"Have you been successful," he asked the newly married couple.
"Well" said the man: "We struggled through the first three weeks, but then my wife was reaching up to get a tin of paint from the top shelf when she dropped it. As she bent down in front of me to pick it up, I couldn't resist any longer so I took her from behind right there."
"You do realise that this means you are not welcome in the house of God," said the vicar.
"Yes we do," said the man: "They weren't too happy with us at Wal-Mart either !!! :D :D