Help severe Houshold problem!

[ErnieK]

My Felis catus keeps bringing back and presenting my Canis Familiaris with both living and deceased Oryctolagus cuniculuses. She is terrified of them what can I do to stop this event from happening? :rolleyes: :D

[gracious]

oh my, and are we talking very big Oryctolagus cuniculuses? Are you saying that the Canis Familiaris is afraid of the Oryctolagus cuniculuses? That is unusual for that species. Maybe the Felis catus will eventually grow out of it, highly doubtful will probably be bringing in dead Aves next. :D

[ErnieK]

Yep! Canis Familiaris is a big feartie and is almost in a state of pertification when Felis catus tries to feed her with Oryctolagus cuniculuses. The old saying of Scary Cat does not quite fit the bill here :D

As for the size(s) of the Oryctolagus cuniculuses, this varies according to the time and place of the capture. The actual condition of the Oryctolagus cuniculuses also varies from fully active to one that has sufferd from from an acute myocardial infarction. HELP!! :rolleyes: :D

[gracious]

fully active to one that has sufferd from from an acute myocardial infarction

Oooh what a visual that was! Wow I actually had a Felis catus (just about 9wks old!) that swallowed a Melopsittacus undulatus whole and the only thing I found was a little foot (poor Winky :( ) and when I looked at my Felis catus , his little belly looked like he had a softball in it, and he looked so sweet an innocent! HA!

Say~maybe you could earn a little mula on the side and put an ad in the paper for varmin control! :D

[ErnieK]

If it your Melopsittacus undulatus stayed in The Middle Of The Road on the way down was your Felis catus paraphrasing the famous song like so - "Chirp Chirpy went Cheep Che--!" ?

[gracious]

If it your Melopsittacus undulatus stayed in The Middle Of The Road on the way down was your Felis catus paraphrasing the famous song like so - "Chirp Chirpy went Cheep Che--!" ?

Tee Hee probably so, I always wondered though whether or not he was sending some message to a mothership out there because he would stare at you with those all knowing eyes, kept thinking he was gonna say something any minute!

[ErnieK]

MAybe he could not say anything because your Felis catus had already goten his tongue ( a saying in the UK when you are quiet - Has the Felis catus got your tongue)

[gracious]

Poor Winky, other than EEEEEEEEK I don't think she was able to say anything. I am still to this day trying to figure out how my Felis catus was able to open the cage and that as they say is another story. :p

[LadyGrey]

Grey Eagle and I say "Uh Huh" http://www.pcguide.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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