Bumper Stickers

[Whyzman]

I'm opening a thread specifically for Bumper Stickers. Please donate!! :)

I often get a chuckle, but forget quickly... So, now I have a reason to either remember, or in my case that means either jot them down or learn how to use the memo feature on my cell phone.

Two that provided the inspiration to begin this thread...I saw them this morning Jan 2, 2007

I don't suffer from insanity...I'm enjoying every moment of it!

4/3 of the population have problems with fractions!

[johnny_quest]

i always liked this one... in upside-down writing it would read "if you can read this, flip me over", you see it on jeeps and other offroad vehicles...

[azzey]

"There are 10 types people... those who understand binary and those who dont!"

I've also seen that on t-shirts ;)

[david eaton]

"I just do what the little voices tell me!"

[david eaton]

Seen on a Ford escort cabriolet "Mean and roofless"

[mjc]

"If you don't support logging...try using plastic toilet paper."

[LadyGrey]

Bumper sticker inside back window of LG's 1986 Monty Carlo SS.

"I'm not speeding"
"I'm qualifying"

LG:D

[dafink]

Saw this one at work and wish I knew where to get it for my car.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

[SufferWell1396]

The True Meaning of FORD

Found
On
Road
Dead

and it was on a Ford, proud owners, no'? :D

[HomeSA]

I wish life had a reverse gear

[Eelskraps]

I always liked these...

You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me.

Keep Honking... I'm reloading.

[halovivek]

something something its going on

[bassman]

My son put this on my work van-
"I make noises only other freaks can hear"!

My older son also put this on my work van-
Cartoon bunny standing on his hind feet, front feet crossed at his lap like hands, ears slightly back, deap-pan serious look on his face "Gee wiz, how'd ya get so stupid?"

[jacqia77]

I saw this somewhere on a car...

"Baby On Board. She's Driving."

[Whyzman]

"I Miss Pluto"




http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/5283956.stm

[Whyzman]

"If I passed you on the Right"
"You're in the Wrong Lane"

[jacqia77]

Car bumper
"Honk away! I'm deaf."

[jacqia77]

A few subtle reminder bumper

"I'm married."

"You're behind me. Accept your fate."

"I love Jesus. Keep reading this until we parted ways."

"It's illegal to pass me."

"You're not suppose to read this."

[civicaccordhond]

if you say i am speeding your a a$$hole :D

[ride2slow]

Keep working... millions of people on welfair depend on you
Keep laughing, your daughter might be in here
For a small town this one sure has a lot of @$$holes!
one of those cartoon guys that pee on ford or pee on chevy, was peein' in the wind
I'm not as think as you drunk i am

[ride2slow]

i always liked this one... in upside-down writing it would read "if you can read this, flip me over", you see it on jeeps and other offroad vehicles...

I've seen this on the back of T-shirts also, but it was "if you can read this put me back on my barstool

[Sylvander]

Isn't it...

"I'm not so thunk as some drinkle peep I am"?

[Whyzman]

"A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver"

[Whyzman]

I child-proofed my house but they keep getting in!

[FrankSG]

My worst day fishing is better than my best day working.

[George Hallam]

i like the one

Babes on board

[Whyzman]

I believe in gun control...always use both hands

[rio_bugarin]

don't remember where i saw this

I swear to drunk I'm not God :D

[Whyzman]

If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!