SufferWell1396
03-04-2007, 11:43 PM
Microsoft, renown for its OS's, so it got me thinkin... They arent really that great. They spend a year making a revolutionary OS, then take that OS, and stretch it out for another decade with few upgrades and more money for the OS itself... Think About It:
Lets start out easy, for all those beginners out there try this first...
Making a Windows Vista out of your Windows XP
There are 2 ways to go about this:
1. Download the Vista theme for Windows XP, add to mix and serve warm
2. Spend 300$ on special mix, very peripheral, probably not compatible as oven requirements are extreme. But if it does add well, Mix until creamy, then bake for 4 hours on 500°
° Either Route you take seems to grant you the same results
This next one is a little more tricky, but isnt too bad...
Making an NT 4.0 out of your plain NT 3.51 cake
° Take plain 3.51 cake, add 100$
° Add Windows 95 GUI as included with this packet
° Bake at 300° for 30-60 minutes
° Serve COLD for best results.
And the granddaddy of all!
Making a Windows Millennium souffle out of your Windows 98
° Take your Windows 98 and add 100$
° Mix it round a bit, add 1 pound system restore, a quarter cup UPnP, Pour box in that came with instructions (includes Compressed Folders, Automatic Updates, etc..)
°Bake for 30-60 minutes @ 100 F˚.
°Serve immediately before souffle folds!
Lets start out easy, for all those beginners out there try this first...
Making a Windows Vista out of your Windows XP
There are 2 ways to go about this:
1. Download the Vista theme for Windows XP, add to mix and serve warm
2. Spend 300$ on special mix, very peripheral, probably not compatible as oven requirements are extreme. But if it does add well, Mix until creamy, then bake for 4 hours on 500°
° Either Route you take seems to grant you the same results
This next one is a little more tricky, but isnt too bad...
Making an NT 4.0 out of your plain NT 3.51 cake
° Take plain 3.51 cake, add 100$
° Add Windows 95 GUI as included with this packet
° Bake at 300° for 30-60 minutes
° Serve COLD for best results.
And the granddaddy of all!
Making a Windows Millennium souffle out of your Windows 98
° Take your Windows 98 and add 100$
° Mix it round a bit, add 1 pound system restore, a quarter cup UPnP, Pour box in that came with instructions (includes Compressed Folders, Automatic Updates, etc..)
°Bake for 30-60 minutes @ 100 F˚.
°Serve immediately before souffle folds!