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[Teetdiro]

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[mjc]

You sir, a are despicable oxygen thief...a poor excuse for a homo sapien...it is bad enough that you come here dropping your fecal spam, but you first place it in a thread dealing with the death of a rock legend, while cracking a stupid joke.

[Budfred]

In addition to stealing oxygen and having a really crummy sense of humor, you talk like you have marbles in your mouth -- can't make out a word you said!! Maybe that is feces in your mouth?? :D