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eropa
09-22-2008, 02:42 PM
Andy`s Enterprises, Inc is a Telecommunication scam company dedicated to the service of the public in dispensing and selling quality lies and scams to the entire public at large, yes the ENTIRE PUBLIC (or at least those dumb enough to respond to our SPAMscams). We operate much kind of scams and other lies depending on the rate at which we receive patronagefrom our suckers and thus this makes us one of the best in theTelecommunication scam distribution sector. We were established a couple of days ago when we decided we needed some more scams as a corporate company in the Telecom scam distributorship industry, We have branches and drop thieves worldwide. We have achieved alot of goals due to the high quality that we provide to the public, even though we suck at grammar and can't spell in English to save our lives.

We ship Internationally! We will send imaginary equipment anywhere in the world if you pay us enough, or at least give us info to steal your identity. All fictional items provided by us are Brand New, Boxed and with Full Warranty. We offer a 1 Year Return Policy for defective items from the date of arrival (DOA) at your location, but don't hold your breath waiting for a response. All items will be claimed to be lost in the mail and will be how Andy`s Enterprises, Inc, will stall you while we run the scam out. We will not be responsible for any product. The customer will have to contact the Manufacturer for further assistance and good luck with that. All return items Must be Brand New, Factory Sealed,Unused, it would be nice to actually have some real merchandise for a change. Andy`s Enterprises, Inc will be irresponsible for return shipping charges. All returns, for any reason,this must be packaged with instruction booklets and all other supplied accessories when it was first delivered to you and since we don't send you anything, good luck with that.

OUR GOALS,AIMS,AND OBJECTIVES IS ADEQUACY IN SHIPMENT,EVEN THOUGH WE CAN'T ACHIEVE EVEN SIMPLE ADEQUACY IN LANGUAGE USE, NONDELIVERY OF ORDERS AND FICTIONAL HIGH QUALITY OF PRODUCTS ORDERED.

WE SINCERELY HOPE YOU ENJOY SHOPPING WITH US BECAUSE WE WILL CERTAINLY ENJOY STEALING FROM YOU, AND WE PRAY THAT GOD ENRICHES OUR POCKETS HAS YOU MAKE YOUR OWN ORDERS FROM THE COMPANY.

NOTE : IF YOU BUY 5 UNIT OF OUR PRODUCTS,YO WILL GET A FREE APPLE UPHONE 16GB FOR FREE... AND EVERYONE WANTS A "UPHONE"!!

Andy`s Enterprises, Inc strive to offer high-quality products at competitive
prices. All of our fictional products are brand new, never used, never rebuilt and totally a figment of your imagination. We
maintain multiple-supplier sources for our scams as a means of being
able to continually offer the best scams at the best prices. Contact
us for further informations about warranty process.

NOTE: Once shipment commerce, products will not be delivered to your door
step within 24/48 hrs via either FedEx Or UPS Courier Services.

RETURN POLICY

Kindly Read Our Return Policy Process As Stated Below:
Before you return your items, you must contact us and receive a Return
Merchandise Authorization Number (RMA). Any returns sent without an RMA
number will not be accepted by Andy`s Enterprises, Inc. We assume no
responsibility for the package until and after it arrives at our office.

Please Include The Following Informations When Returning An Item:
1) Your RMA number on your invoice (Do not write on the items box).
2) A copy of your original invoice with the RMA number (inside the
shipping box).
3) A note stating the problem if you would like the return for
replacement or exchange.

For more information regarding purchase, kindly contact the at
Saleman-E-mail:filthyliar @ scammers. lies, WE look forward in placing your order
with us and giving you the most competent services as we are using this medium to look for buyers of various electronics product we stock.

SIDEKICK:
SIDEKICK LX................................................ ...........$140USD

Blackberry Phones:
Blackberry 8700f ………............................................... $230USD


HTC Phones:
HTC X7500............................................. ................ $350USD

Apple iPod 30GB (Video) New!....................................$105USD

ETEN X500 Glofiish.......................................... ..........$180USD

Nokia Phones:
Nokia N96 16GB.............................................. ............$280USD

Nikon:
Nikon D80 Digital Camera with 18-135mm Lens...................$510USD

Sony Cybershot:
Sony Cybershot DSC-T200 Digital Camera...........................$200USD

DIGITAL CAMCORDER :
Canon XH A1 Mini DV Digital Camcorder.............................$1000USD

APPLE LAPTOP:
Apple MacBook MA700LL/A Mac Notebook............................$500USD

TOSHIBA P4 LAPTOP:
Toshiba Satellite® A75S211 PC Notebook...............................$580USD

ACER FERRARI P4 LAPTOP:
Acer Ferrari 5005WLMi PC Notebook.....................................$600U SD

We are committed to doing all it takes to keep you a satisfied
patsy! Many thanks and God bless you as you place your order
with THE Andy`s Enterprises, Inc and feed our criminal efforts

contact……….filthyliar @ scammers. lies

Talk to me on msn messenger which is.....filthyliar @ scammers. lies

TEL: (8865416548) 7546541117-65564564841331307498465441654153541231543854613246 8513510
FAX:(8235438564548) 45645310365181564653165465317-8543516033541435153545650003454136541045231454515

Kindly demand for our company pricelist for you to view our listing

Announcer

Andy`s Enterprises, Inc

Sylvander
09-22-2008, 03:10 PM
Mods alerted

Whyzman
09-22-2008, 11:54 PM
Brand New Piles Of Reeking Fecal Matter in the form of SCAMS!!

Probably costs about turdy bucks or so...