Whyzman
05-02-2010, 12:41 PM
I would consider myself to be reasonable and not superstitious. I now find myself questioning my very sanity...
I was working on a document in Word 2000 where I introduced two screen captured images. I believe I saved both as Tiff images and then proceeded to wrap the text. Everything looks just as I had envisioned. When I click on Print Preview the upper vertical image completely disappears and the text jumps up into its place nicely centering on the page.This is not what I want it to do!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: Sorry about that!
I was up until 3:00 AM the other night, not that I wanted to mind you, looking for some weird, cryptic, yet simple explanation for the frustration I was experiencing. Stupid Word!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: Sorry again about that!
My wife needed this flier for a business opportunity presentation at 7:30 in the morning. Not to worry My Sweet, no need for a late night rendezvous at Kinkos. I will have 50 of these ready and waiting, in color, printed on our HP 4500 Color Laser Printer to keep expenses down.
Thanks to the marvels and improvements of voice recognition, I find myself able to present my request for your assistance despite the tightness and restrictions of the straight-jacket. I do wish, however, that they would turn down the holistic meditation music in my headset. The surf sounds just remind me of how I'd like to pour some salt water down the blow-hole in my computer and let Word gasp for breath!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: Sorry again! I am getting better...really!
Anybody?? Any ideas??
I would be happy to attach the file to an email for anyone who would like to share my pain...sorry, I mean discomfort! I learned that piece of misdirection from a dental school student...who'd never had a filling in his life! :rolleyes:
I was working on a document in Word 2000 where I introduced two screen captured images. I believe I saved both as Tiff images and then proceeded to wrap the text. Everything looks just as I had envisioned. When I click on Print Preview the upper vertical image completely disappears and the text jumps up into its place nicely centering on the page.This is not what I want it to do!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: Sorry about that!
I was up until 3:00 AM the other night, not that I wanted to mind you, looking for some weird, cryptic, yet simple explanation for the frustration I was experiencing. Stupid Word!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: Sorry again about that!
My wife needed this flier for a business opportunity presentation at 7:30 in the morning. Not to worry My Sweet, no need for a late night rendezvous at Kinkos. I will have 50 of these ready and waiting, in color, printed on our HP 4500 Color Laser Printer to keep expenses down.
Thanks to the marvels and improvements of voice recognition, I find myself able to present my request for your assistance despite the tightness and restrictions of the straight-jacket. I do wish, however, that they would turn down the holistic meditation music in my headset. The surf sounds just remind me of how I'd like to pour some salt water down the blow-hole in my computer and let Word gasp for breath!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: Sorry again! I am getting better...really!
Anybody?? Any ideas??
I would be happy to attach the file to an email for anyone who would like to share my pain...sorry, I mean discomfort! I learned that piece of misdirection from a dental school student...who'd never had a filling in his life! :rolleyes: