"Texas Wisdom"

[Ken Thomas]

A bit of humor heals the soul!

1.Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.

3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it
back in.

4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.

5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
orderin' somebody else's dog around.

6. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

7. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

8. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
diggin'.

9. Don't squat with your spurs on.

10. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

11. Always drink upstream from the herd.

12. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

13. There are three kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading,
The few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch
the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot.

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"If you don't stretch and grow, your 'status quo'."

[Randy_tx]

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[BigBlue66]

hehe, Now that's purty funny. http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif That's what I like to see around here, a little dab of humor. Thanks Ken.

Here's a couple more:

1) When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

2) Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

3) It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

4) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

5) On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Cheers,

BB 66


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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

[Fish]

LOL. I particularly like #5 Ken. BB, #4 on yours is so true!

[Paleo Pete]

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waitress.

3. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

4. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately, it's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

6. Living well really is the best revenge.

7. Work is good, but it's not important.

8. "Trouble is, man was born with a brain and a penis...and only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Robin Williams.

9. Remember when you point your finger, three are pointing back at you.

10. The grass is always greener above the septic tank.


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[This message has been edited by Paleo Pete (edited 03-28-2001).]

[BigBlue66]

1) A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

2) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

3) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4) I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

5) Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

6) Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

7) Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest. hehehehe, Huh?!