Kinda funny

[tjaymadison]

Four men, an Accountant, a Chemist, a Computer Tech, and a Government Employee, were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The Accountant said "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." The dog went to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemist promised his dog could do better. He said "Measure, do your stuff", and the dog got up and walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a measuring cup from the cabinet and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. They agreed that was quite impressive. The Computer Tech knew he could top them all. "Bus Master, have at it," he said. The dog crossed the room and booted the computer, checked for viruses, upgraded the operating system, sent an e-mail, and installed a cool new game. Everyone knew that was a tough act to follow. The three men turned to the Government Employee and said "What can your dog do to top that?" He turned to his dog and said "Coffee Break, do your stuff, Boy." Coffee Break awoke from his nap, stretched, scratched and passed gas, walked slowly over and polished off the cookies and milk, erased all the files on the computer, pulled a shotgun from under the couch and shot the other dogs, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker's compensation, and went home for a six-month sick leave.


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"When I nod my head, hit it with the hammer."
(Moe, holding nail, to Curly, holding hammer)