tjaymadison
05-01-2001, 03:51 AM
Read this (http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q276/3/04.ASP) and then tell me, do I have to memorize that or should I write it down?
Go here (http://rinkworks.com/stupid/) for some good laughs. I liked the quote at the top of the page. http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/wink.gif
One liners:
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Real programmers don't document -- If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released -- Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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"When I nod my head, hit it with the hammer."
-- (Moe, holding nail, to Curly, holding hammer)
[This message has been edited by tjaymadison (edited 05-01-2001).]
Go here (http://rinkworks.com/stupid/) for some good laughs. I liked the quote at the top of the page. http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/wink.gif
One liners:
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Real programmers don't document -- If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released -- Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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"When I nod my head, hit it with the hammer."
-- (Moe, holding nail, to Curly, holding hammer)
[This message has been edited by tjaymadison (edited 05-01-2001).]