Some New Error Messages

[tjaymadison]

Gotten any of these lately? http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
6. Windows message "Error saving file! Format C: drive now? (Y/Y)"
7. This is a message from God/Gates "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
12. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A32CF -- Incompetent User.
14. Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
15. WinErr 16547 LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
16. User Error. Replace user.
17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found. Remove it? (Y/N)"
18. Hard drive scanned, pirated software deleted, police notified.

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"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage, mathematician, computer pioneer, analytical engine designer (1791-1871)
-- (Question: 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?')

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."
-- Homer Simpson

[bassman]

LMFAO http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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They say to eat before you go to the grocery store so you don't buy so much. That doesn't work at the liquor store does it!

[Bailey]

Funny

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"Ooooh, They have the
internet on computers now!" - Homer Simpson

[tjaymadison]

Addenda

19. Faulty chair-keyboard interface. Replace? (Y/N)
20. OE - Operator Error (Please read the manual for once)

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"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage, mathematician, computer pioneer, analytical engine designer (1791-1871)
-- (Question: 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?')

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."
-- Homer Simpson