I fownd the spel checkr

[tjaymadison]

I fownd that spel checkr I wuz loooking four, and as ewe cann tel it workz reel good. Bee four I
wuz useing wordz like right insteda rite, or kan insteda cann, sew ewe cann sea that it haz
hellped mee to rite beter all reddy. If ewe dont want two waist eny time loooking four itt
yore self I noe eggsaclee wear it iz, sew yoo can git itt four yore selff with out eny trubl.
Its sum thing cauled Vizuil Basik Skrip and it wurkz inn side Inner Nett Xplorer, jest lik I wanned it two.
Ewe cann git it hear www.pcnineoneone.com/tweaks/scripts8.html (http://www.pcnineoneone.com/tweaks/scripts8.html), sum place called pc911,
and it haz in struxshuns and everthing two tell ewe howe two down lode and in stall itt and uze itt sew
prettie sune ewe wil all bee speling az good az me and wee cann comunikate beter. The peepl their arnt
az nice az hear thowe bee cause wenn I tryed two joyne the dizcushin alls they wood sey iz git out of
hear or go a waye, unles that wuz their waye of pleyin a joak and they wer jest tryin two kidd me.
May bee Ill goe bak their agin two sea and lett ewe noe latter. Butt ewe cann restt a shured that
I wont evur a banden ewe hear four them. Noe sur, Im hear two staye and yull bee hearin a lott
frum me frum hear onn outt I cann garan tee ewe a bout that esspeshlly nowe that I dont hav two
worrie a bout my speling or bee em barased. Hoap ewe git that pro gram and ewe like itt az much az I dew.
Gotta goe now, bee cawse I want two look four a muther bored four mine, dont fourget Mutherz Daye iz a
proeching fasst and bee four long itt will bee hear. Git her sumthing nize sew she will nowe that ewe luv
her may bee won of thos boreds wood bee good four ewe two. What muther woodnt like won of those wenn
itz nammed aftur her I axe ewe. Wel I sed it bee four and Ill saye it a gen butt this tim I reelee meen itt.
Good Buy four now.

(The link does work, and it looks 'two bee' an OK utility.) -- tj
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"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage, mathematician, computer pioneer, analytical engine designer (1791-1871)



[This message has been edited by tjaymadison (edited 05-08-2001).]

[Rick]

now ware does we find a Thesaurus ?

[tjaymadison]

If thatz won ov thoze dine a sawers, I think ewe wood hav two go two
a mewzeam, or may bee a zoo if they are stil a live, I dont nowe.

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"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage, mathematician, computer pioneer, analytical engine designer (1791-1871)

[kayofcircles]

Wow, another spelling masstirpeece!

Been thinking about your "motherboards for mothers" idea, and think you should email the concept to my son. Only thing is I would like the manual and diagram with the mobo, and maybe a faster/newer hard drive to match, and, if he doesn't mind, maybe a faster chip too. I would be most pleased and impressed.

[tjaymadison]

Hel-low, every body,

Furst I want too tell you a bout my lerning ex-peeryents with the spel checkr.
Iv'e lerned a bout the apostafee and the dash, and howe importent they are,
so Il'l bee useing them alot more wenn I rite frum now-on. Iv'e found that they
make alot of thingz cleerer to reed, and if ther'es any-thing I want, i'ts too bee cleer.
And did you nowe that their are three difrent wordz that all sownd the sayme?
You and yew and ewe? Boy Im' gladd I got that stray-tend out.
I wo'nt bee makeing that miss-steak a-gen.

Sew now. Kayofcircles, I have tryed evrey waye I knowe ov too find yore sun.
I sent a e-male to Sun of Kayofcircles, and Kayofcircles sun, and even put sum
apostafees and dashs in their to sea iff itt wood wurk, butt it was al-ways the same.
It wood never go threw. Sew I called my Inner Nett e-male companey and they saye
he has too have a dress. Can you bee-leive it, Kay? I toll them fore or five times
that he wuz yore sun, not yore dawter, but they in-sisted that he neaded a dress.
Now iz that stoopid oar what? It shure doe'snt make aney cents two me, I meen
I get e-male all the time and I do'nt have a dress. Butt then I gott two think-ing,
may bee they jest ment that their had two bee a dress where he livved. Like hear
wear I live my mom and sisster bowth have dressess. So Kayofcircles, cood you send
yore sun won of you'rs, may bee you hav an ex-tra won you cood a Ford to send him.
Then he cood bee abel too get my e-male bee-caus ther wood bee a dress wear he lives.
Or may bee if he has a girl-frend shee cood lent him a dress too keep at his howse.
Oar he cood get maryied. What ever waye you think wood bee cheeper. I wan-ted too tel
him that you wan-ted a muther bored on Sun-day sew he cood suprize you with won.
I eeven tryied to send a reel letter on paper butt I do'nt nowe iff itt will gett their in time.
I scent it too my e-male companey and may-bee they can get it in-to his e-male.
I tolled him that you wan-ted a concert and a man-ual digram all sew.
I think you miss-peled that concert word, may bee you shood try that spel chekr yore-self
sum time too sea iff you lik itt, you can sea howe wel it wurks four me. And iff you
jest nowe that yore wurd is rite, you can jest tel it to ig-nore it and it wil skipp
over it and you do'nt ever half too worrie a bout itt a-gen. He mite hav a littel
tru-bull with the man-ual digram thow bee cause it seams too me that most ov them
ar print-ed thees dayz. Im shure he will dew his besst four his verry own muther how-ever.
I all sew men-shuned that you wan-ted sum fast-er chips, I like the choklit
won's best my-self and they shure go fast a-round hear. If he duz get the mes-sij
inn time and gets you what you wan-ted, do'nt saye eny thing a bout this, it wil jest
bee a see-crit be-tween you and me, I mean how meny peepel hav red this sew farr
jest Rick whoo seams reel nice and you and me. Well I shure hoap thiss all terns
out good, bee-caus evrey budd'ys mom shood hav a happey Muthe'rs Daye.
Im' goin two look four sum ov thoze fas-ter chips my-self, they mite knot lasst long
butt they shud bee a bigg hitt a round hear on Sun-day.

Buy four now.

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"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage, mathematician, computer pioneer, analytical engine designer (1791-1871)



[This message has been edited by tjaymadison (edited 05-11-2001).]

[kayofcircles]

Thank you, TJay! I really needed a laugh this morning. I know that I could not stay online long enough to write something so fine. Way, way cool. Love the Sun of Kayofcircles part.

[bassman]

Tjay,
Your a killer http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif It takes a lot of effort to put that much fun into something. Looking forword to your next novel http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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They say to eat before you go to the grocery store so you don't buy so much. That doesn't work at the liquor store does it!

[tjaymadison]

Thank yew awl four the nise mess-ijes you scent two mee.

Kay, I hoap I guest write a-bout the con-sert, cents wee do'nt
ewes the same spel-chekr. May bee you jest maid a miss-steak.
The P and the R are kindof cloes, so I was a-frayed you jest
maid a errer. May bee yore sun cood get a hyes-cool band too
hav won four you. Aff-ter awl Muthe'rs Day is reel close now.
I wisht I new wye its calld hye bee-caws its' on the same
streat as the-other scools and theyr'e awl the saym seiz.
I gues tha'ts jest anuther miss-tree oar an uther errer.
Wenn you reely look you sea allot ov errers do'nt you?
Tha'ts wye I all ways trie too maeke az fue az possa bull.
No cents ad-ding two the con-fue-shun enuf ov that all reddy.

By by, Kayofcircles. Il'l re-membere you on Sun-day wenn Im'
eet-ing thoes chips. Hoap yor'es do'nt goe two fast, sew you
cann re-lacks and en-joye them with yore frens and fama-lee.
I'ts a reel speshul daye and I hoap you half a good won.
And think a-bout this. Thaire wil bee a nuther won necks yeer
sew iff you did'n gett evrey thing noww, you hav a secun chanse.
Iff you sea yore sun bee shure and saey hel-lo frum mee and inn
fack frum oure hole fam-lee hear inn Wiz-consun witch is'n't new
liek Mexico butt wee liek itt a-lott eny-waye. Ther's prettey
playses evreywear I su-pose and this iz one ov themm I cann tel you.
I gess there muss bee alot ov new playses a-round wear you liv I
meen wye ellse wood thay call it new in the naime? Well you and
the in-tie-er Ofcircles fam-lee hav a happey Muthe'rs Daye, O-Kay?

Buy a-gen. Sea you inn the funney paperz.

Ps - Boy that wuz a good won. Kay iz yore naime. Knot badd four mee.




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"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage, mathematician, computer pioneer, analytical engine designer (1791-1871)

[kayofcircles]

I say it again! A work of spelling "art". Not being facetious, am truly impressed and pleased and honored...thank you. Hope that whatever you do for a living, you able to express that obvious talent. I bet your mom is proud!

[tjaymadison]

KAYOFCIRCLES !! WEIGHT UN TILL YOU HERE THIS !!!!

Im' pri-tee shure it wuz thiss spel-cheking sof-where
pro-gram tha'ts bin caw-sing the prob-lum awl a-long.
I dubbel-cheked awl the e-male mess-ijes and thay we're awl
scent to KNEW Mexico in-sted ov NEW Mexico. Hoo nose wear
they ar nowe? Knot mee tha'ts four shure. I gess Il'l half
two kwit usein itt frum nowon. It seams too bee a littel
con-fuzed aff-ter awl thoes ig-nores dun bee-fore. Iff mye
speling getts wurse four a-wile I hoap you wil ovur-look eny
miss-steaks I mite maek. Ther'es sertin-lee know reesin four
mee too keep usein itt nowe. Know weigh. Az a mare of fact
Im' way-ting a-round fore sum in-form-mashun on a dif-runt
pro-gram to ewes in-steda this won too com in the male rite now.


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"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage, mathematician, computer pioneer, analytical engine designer (1791-1871)

[kayofcircles]

Well, I am glad cuz I am supposed to be over practicing in the testing area instead of being here reading your cool stuff! Besides, am gonna print it up for my better half to enjoy, so need to stop now before I run out of paper!

[tjaymadison]

O-Kay Kayofcircles. Hoap yore chips do'nt goe two fasst. I awl reddy eight
sum four brek-fuss, sew Im' shure our'z wo'nt lasst reel lonng eether.

Half a grate tyme witth yore fama-lee onn Muthe'rz Daye! In-joiy! Buy nowe.
O I four got ---------> http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/wink.gif Boye arr thoe's pitchers nise oar whut?


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"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage, mathematician, computer pioneer, analytical engine designer (1791-1871)

[tjaymadison]

Jest wan-ted two re-mined evrybudy that nexx Sundae iz Fathe'rz Daye,
sew bee shure two git sum-thin nize four yore Dad. Aff-ter awl, you wood'nt
bee hear if itt wuz not four him - and yore Mom ov coarse, ha ha.

Kayofcircles, did you git that knew muther\bored four Muth'erz Daye like
you wan-ted? I hoap sew. Did you give Sun of Kayofcircles a dress sew he
can git e-male nowe? I re-membr awl the tru-bull frum bee four.

Thoes chips went two fasst lass time, sew Im' goanto git the butterr-skotch
kind this tyme and may-bee thay wo'nt go as fasst as the choklit wons.
Wel'l jest hav two weight and sea. May-bee yore sun cood get sum four his
Dad two. Putatow chips are all-ways pop-ewler, and sum tiems they jest goe
the fass-test ov awl. Bee four you knowe itt, thay dis-apeer cumpleat-lee.

Boy, is this Inner Nett stuff fun oar whut? I meat peepul frum awl over
the wurld. Alot uv them do'nt speek Ing-lish az good az me, sew I hav bean
hel-ping them with thair gram-er and speling, bee-cawse thay maek allot ov
miss-steaks. Sum day thay mite show upp hear, cents I toll them evry-won
wuz reel nice. You maye hav to ovur-look sum of thair airers, butt I noe
you will treet them write and hellp them iff you cann.

Keap upp the good wurk and re-mind yore-sellf a-bowt Fath'erz Daye. Show
him you re-member awl the good things he has dun four you overr the yeers.
He is prabub-lee the on-lee father youl'l everr have, sew do'nt four get.

Well i'ts time two say good buy. Sum ov the peepl I meat say it diff-runt.
Hass ta la-veesta. Hass ta lew-waygo. Ariva dare-chee. A-low-ha.
And thoes French peepl! Thay hav a diff-runt word four evry-thing!
I jest say "sew long" oar "buy buy four now", witch meens the same thing.


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"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage, mathematician, computer pioneer, analytical engine designer (1791-1871)
-- (Question: 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?')

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."
-- Homer Simpson

[kayofcircles]

Can't think of anything to say other than "Wow!" Guess that means that, once again, I am awestruck.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
-- Chinese proverb