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Lucias_Clay
12-06-2001, 01:46 AM
> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE , THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED...
> > 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
> > 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
> > 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
> > second person.
> > 4) Never ask your year old brother to hold a tomato.
> > 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
> > 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
> > 7) Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
> > 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
> > 9) Don't wear polka dot underwear under white shorts.
> > 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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> > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE ,THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED...
> > 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
> > 2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
> > 3) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
> > 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
> > 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
> > 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the
> > toy.


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diurnal
12-06-2001, 03:24 AM
Good one lucias
I like the nailing the jello to the tree.LOL http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/smile.gif

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ranchdog
12-06-2001, 08:49 AM
http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif That was Good



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