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Lucias_Clay
12-06-2001, 12:38 PM
This was so long I seperated it in two parts.

> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD...
> > 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
> > 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
> > 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
> > down there.
> > 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
> > chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
> > 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
> > ask you the questions.
> > 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
> > 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
> > 1) You believe in Santa Claus.
> > 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
> > 3) You are Santa Claus.
> > 4) You look like Santa Claus.
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> > SUCCESS:
> > At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
> > At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
> > At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
> > At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
> > At age 35 success is . . . having money.
> > At age 50 success is . . . having money
> > At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
> > At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
> > At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
> > At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.


Do you see yourself or somebody you know?

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diurnal
12-07-2001, 12:34 AM
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
> > down there.
Thats me sometimes

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