Worst christmas cracker jokes this year

[kfh]

Hi All,
Just for a laugh!!
A man walks into the pub with a bit of tarmac under his arm.
He says to the barman I'll have a pint and one for the road.
Happy New Year,
kfh.



[This message has been edited by kfh (edited 01-02-2002).]

[Pianorak]

I think the joke will pass muster.
I am mightily impressed by your explorer ancester - but shall be even more so if you tell me that you can count Sir Richard Eyre, the well-known theatre director, among your relatives. http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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[kfh]

Hi pianorak,
I'm not realated to any eyre's, Just someone we covered in history at school.
kfh

[Pianorak]

Hi kfh -

Sorry - Wrong-Conclusion-Jumping being one of my besetting sins . . . http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/redface.gif

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