Whyzman
02-10-2002, 01:45 AM
LAUDS
I think we all have been there when our puter's got a glitch
And sure as shootin nuttins gonna stop it from heading in the ditch.
It's comforting to know, though, that help will soon arrive
You've only to punch in the URL of the PC Forums' Guide!
The plethora of help you'll find there is truly an amazing thing
Puters that seemed to be tone deaf are coached anew to sing.
Those quirky little noises emanating from deep inside your case
Post code beeps or Fur Elise they'll assist you to erase.
You might think you've a monstrous "paper weight" for an albatross you've paid
Yet a few deep breaths, a PC Guide Forums' Post and you'll find your fears allayed!
The knowledge of these IT folks never ceases to amaze!
I've read some posts waded through some stuff that left my eyes all glazed.
Yet sure enough there's someone there that sees right through the haze
And with a couple keystrokes solved what I'd been struggling with for days!
There were sometimes I truly thought my puter was alive
Cause ticked at me for I know not what it would lock my CD drive.
And then to make the matter worse as I poked around inside
an errant ESD hit my RAM and now the stick is fried!
I asked myself what did I do to warrant such derision
I added fans air pressure dusted fine tuning was my mission.
It didn't seem to care at all, rather out to get my goat
It toyed with me rebooted froze til a lump rose in my throat.
Frustration hit, with head in hands, tears welling in my eyes
I Google searched, low and behold, up popped the Forum Guide.
My praise to all who've read my posts and hearkened to my pleas
My indebtedness weighs so heavily I thank on bended knees.
So If you think you're all alone with no one on your side
And your computer's got the best of you yet goodness how you've tried.
The truth is that you're not alone the answer's bona fide
There's a helpful crew awaiting you at the PC Forums' Guide!
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May all your dealings in life be win/win!
Whyzman
I think we all have been there when our puter's got a glitch
And sure as shootin nuttins gonna stop it from heading in the ditch.
It's comforting to know, though, that help will soon arrive
You've only to punch in the URL of the PC Forums' Guide!
The plethora of help you'll find there is truly an amazing thing
Puters that seemed to be tone deaf are coached anew to sing.
Those quirky little noises emanating from deep inside your case
Post code beeps or Fur Elise they'll assist you to erase.
You might think you've a monstrous "paper weight" for an albatross you've paid
Yet a few deep breaths, a PC Guide Forums' Post and you'll find your fears allayed!
The knowledge of these IT folks never ceases to amaze!
I've read some posts waded through some stuff that left my eyes all glazed.
Yet sure enough there's someone there that sees right through the haze
And with a couple keystrokes solved what I'd been struggling with for days!
There were sometimes I truly thought my puter was alive
Cause ticked at me for I know not what it would lock my CD drive.
And then to make the matter worse as I poked around inside
an errant ESD hit my RAM and now the stick is fried!
I asked myself what did I do to warrant such derision
I added fans air pressure dusted fine tuning was my mission.
It didn't seem to care at all, rather out to get my goat
It toyed with me rebooted froze til a lump rose in my throat.
Frustration hit, with head in hands, tears welling in my eyes
I Google searched, low and behold, up popped the Forum Guide.
My praise to all who've read my posts and hearkened to my pleas
My indebtedness weighs so heavily I thank on bended knees.
So If you think you're all alone with no one on your side
And your computer's got the best of you yet goodness how you've tried.
The truth is that you're not alone the answer's bona fide
There's a helpful crew awaiting you at the PC Forums' Guide!
------------------
May all your dealings in life be win/win!
Whyzman