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Pianorak
03-07-2002, 01:40 PM
Saw this car sticker the other day which I thought was quite funny:

I am suffering from a sexually transmitted disease -
CHILDREN!!


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pentachris
03-07-2002, 02:59 PM
A couple of my favorites:

Hang up and drive.

Contract the Yankees.

I brake for no apparent reason.

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Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
YODA74
03-07-2002, 03:19 PM
I'd love to tradecaller I.D.for
"CALLER I.Q."

Oh Look,just 2,852,677 more days
til I start caring what you think

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david eaton
03-07-2002, 04:12 PM
Spotted this sticker on a ford cabriolet.


MEAN AND ROOFLESS.
http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/smile.gif

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steveo
03-07-2002, 05:47 PM
This one was popular in the early 90's in Alberta...

"Dear Lord...Please give us another oil boom, I promise not to Pi** it away this time"
yawningdog
03-17-2002, 03:55 PM
"I'm not suffering from a mental disorder. I'm enjoying every minute of it."

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Paleo Pete
03-18-2002, 12:28 AM
One my brother had on his truck:

If you don't like my driving...
stay off the sidewalk.

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ranchdog
03-18-2002, 09:38 AM
Neatest bumper sticker I ever saw....

Don't Laugh Lady... You're Daughter May Be In Here.


http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/eek.gif

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scroatbagg
03-18-2002, 01:41 PM
Usually written in the dirt on a white van " I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this van"!!!
iisbob
03-18-2002, 02:50 PM
Have to say this is still my favorite one of all; { saw it on the back of a Bronco with what look liked an 80 year old woman driving it! }

Horn broke, so watch for finger!

LMAO! http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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-Mark Twain { Samuel Clemen's }
hiredgoonz
03-18-2002, 08:19 PM
Vegetarian - old Indian word for "bad hunter"

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