Washing the cat

[mjc]

How To Bathe A Cat:

1.. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2.. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3.. Find and soothe cat as you carry him/her to the bathroom.

4.. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on
top, so cat cannot escape.

5.. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from
inside toilet, cat is enjoying this.)

6.. Flush toilet 3 to 4 times. (!) This provides power rinse, which is
quite effective.

7.. Have someone open outside door. Stand as far from toilet as possible
and quickly lift both lids.

8.. Clean cat will "rocket" out of toilet and outdoors, where he/she will
air dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog


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Celts are the men that heaven made mad, For all their battles are merry and their songs are all sad.

[kfh]

Hi mjc,
Very good.
Never a dull moment in your household I bet http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif.
It would be the other way round in this household, the cat rules the three dogs http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/smile.gif.
kfh.


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[hiredgoonz]

Cats are great, I have the scars to prove it...had to give my former cat some medicine (pills) it took 2 people...my vet hated that cat (the cat did bite him after a shot, so I understood)

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[david eaton]

Thanks for that mjc.
To change the subject slightly, another question.
1 Dropped toast always falls butter/marmalade side down.

2 A cat always lands on its feet.

Query which way up does a buttered cat land? http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/smile.gif (assuming that the butter is on the cat's back)

Note: - experiments with a marmalade cat have so far proved inconclusive

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[mjc]

That one was given to me by some very good friends who own several cats and two dogs...I would take any one of their cats over my dog any day of the week, but unfortunately my wife is allergic to cats...(and NO I do not even want to think about the ugliest pet imaginable...The Mexican Hairless Cat....)

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mjc
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Celts are the men that heaven made mad, For all their battles are merry and their songs are all sad.

[Pianorak]

How to Bathe a Cat. Make a note of it, iisbob, if and when your cat has, yet again, to be scraped off the ceiling . . . http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[sea69]

well, I thought it was funny!


(had something to do with gasoline)


edited by me.

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[This message has been edited by sea69 (edited 03-22-2002).]

[bassvax]

That's hilarious MJC http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/smile.gif

Now... http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/tongue.gif on u all...dogs rule!!!

http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ::me sees flames on the horizon:: http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[NamelessHero]

That washing procedure may happen or have already happened to Eek the Cat

[iisbob]

..How to Bathe a Cat. Make a note of it, iisbob, if and when your cat has, yet again, to be scraped off the ceiling . . . http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


LOL! me & Puss have an understanding; he stay's outta the " Room " and i smile and pretend he's just the greatest when he's mauling my legs and the wife is with me. http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/wink.gif




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iisbob

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful. -- Mark Twain.

[geebee76]

How do you turn a cat into a dog?

Throw him in the fire and he goes "WOOOoooOOOF" http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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