Lucias_Clay
04-05-2002, 09:35 PM
Just recieved this in an e-mail. I really liked this.
>Hi, All.... this message is not new, but i thought it was worth checking
to
> >see if you have this program installed and running properly
> >
> >
> >INSTALLING LOVE
> >
> >Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
> >
> >Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now.
> >What do I do first?
> >
> >CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART
> >ma'am?
> >
> >Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.
Is
> >it okay to install while they are running?
> >
> >CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
> >
> >Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
> >and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
> >
> >CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your
> >current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
> >will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite
> >LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However,
you
> >have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.BAT Those programs
> >prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
> >
> >Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
> >
> >CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do
> >this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.BAT have
> >been completely erased.
> >
> >Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself
automatically.
> >Is that normal?
> >
> >CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will
reinstall
> >for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
> >
> >Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
> >
> >CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need
to
> >begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
> >
> >Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
> >
> >CS Rep: What does the message say?
> >
> >Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS".
> >What does that mean?
> >
> >CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the
LOVE
> >program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on
> >your own HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in
> >non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before
it
> >can "LOVE" others.
> >
> >Customer: So what should I do?
> >
> >CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
> >
> >Customer: Yes, I have it.
> >
> >CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
> >
> >Customer: Thank you.
> >
> >CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them
to
> >the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
REALIZEWORTH.TXT,
> >and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and
begin
> >patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE
> >from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make
> >sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
> >
> >Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
> >SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that
WARMTH.DOC,
> >PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.MDB are copying themselves all over my HEART!
> >
> >CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle
it
> >from here. One more thing before I go...
> >
> >Customer: Yes?
> >
> > CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules
to
> >everybody you meet They will in turn share it with other people and they
> >will return some really neat modules back to you.
> >
> > Customer: I will. Thank you for your help
> >
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"....I'm tired of being lonesome, ornery and mean." (Waylon Jennings)(Rest in Peace my friend.)
>Hi, All.... this message is not new, but i thought it was worth checking
to
> >see if you have this program installed and running properly
> >
> >
> >INSTALLING LOVE
> >
> >Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
> >
> >Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now.
> >What do I do first?
> >
> >CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART
> >ma'am?
> >
> >Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.
Is
> >it okay to install while they are running?
> >
> >CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
> >
> >Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
> >and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
> >
> >CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your
> >current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
> >will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite
> >LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However,
you
> >have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.BAT Those programs
> >prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
> >
> >Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
> >
> >CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do
> >this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.BAT have
> >been completely erased.
> >
> >Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself
automatically.
> >Is that normal?
> >
> >CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will
reinstall
> >for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
> >
> >Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
> >
> >CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need
to
> >begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
> >
> >Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
> >
> >CS Rep: What does the message say?
> >
> >Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS".
> >What does that mean?
> >
> >CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the
LOVE
> >program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on
> >your own HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in
> >non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before
it
> >can "LOVE" others.
> >
> >Customer: So what should I do?
> >
> >CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
> >
> >Customer: Yes, I have it.
> >
> >CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
> >
> >Customer: Thank you.
> >
> >CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them
to
> >the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
REALIZEWORTH.TXT,
> >and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and
begin
> >patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE
> >from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make
> >sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
> >
> >Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
> >SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that
WARMTH.DOC,
> >PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.MDB are copying themselves all over my HEART!
> >
> >CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle
it
> >from here. One more thing before I go...
> >
> >Customer: Yes?
> >
> > CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules
to
> >everybody you meet They will in turn share it with other people and they
> >will return some really neat modules back to you.
> >
> > Customer: I will. Thank you for your help
> >
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"....I'm tired of being lonesome, ornery and mean." (Waylon Jennings)(Rest in Peace my friend.)