getting through the day

[redduffer999]

Just thinking about going to work tomorrow and just wandering 'bout the things that get you the day.

1. Am I sober enough yet?
2. Who must I avoid.
3. If the car doesn't start is it the AA or a 'sicky'.
4. Only Junk food as pack up.
5. Deny all knowledge of previous days foul-ups.
6. If you hit keys on computer it speeds things up.
7. Banging on side of monitor does the same.
8. Turn off brain for 8 hours (leave at front desk for security reasons).
9. Remember to put numbers on Lottery.
10. Promise self to mow lawn tomorrow.
11. Do 5 days work because at the weekend I'm gunna invent something that will make Dyson look like a fool.
12. Drink heavily over weekend.
13 See NO. 1

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............booze http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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redduffer999

[kfh]

Hi redduffer999,
I can relate to most of them.
No 1. I dont drink, but get drunk from the wifes ear bashing at the weekends.
No 3. No problems there. I'm selfemployed so I take as many sickies as I wont lol.
No 11. If only I was that clever.

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kfh.


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Sequitur Patrem Non Passibus Aequis

[ErnieK]

Red
As I do not work I cannot relate to the numbers that mention that.
As my garden has Slabs down and no grass I cannot relate to that.
As I do not drink I cannot relate to them.
BUT numbers 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 (but for safety reasons) - I can strongly relate to. As for number 11. Well every night when I go to bed (if I can pull myself away form this machine) And just before I fall asleep I have some great ideas. I know without a doubt that tommorow I will make my millions. The following morning the first thing I do is put number 8 into action http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/lilly/aha1blue.gif

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Ernie

[Paul Komski]

A farmer here was asked what he would do if he won a million on the Lottery. He said he would carry on farming until it was all gone. http://www.PCGuide.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Take nice care of yourselves - Paul
"People in glasshouses ..... shouldn't undress during daylight!"

[david eaton]

I can relate to most of that list. This might also help. I found it somewhere while looking for something else, and it's too good to keep to myself.
Dear God,
So far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped. I haven't lost my
temper, I haven't lied or cheated. I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty,
selfish or over-indulgent. I am very thankful for that. But, in a few
minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably
going to need a lot more help.
Amen.


David

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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve the man, but disimprove the cat.

Mark Twain