So, being that I'm one of those people who feels the need to share everything they like with everyone they know, I give you the following... "Wenches and Mead" by the Scottish Pirate Metal band ALESTORM!

The singer's keytar OWNS YOU!

When I come back from a mighty quest I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink and get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead these are the things that I most need
so I sit back and sing my song and drink and party all night long

I want more wenches... more wenches and mead...
I want more wenches... lots of wenches is what I need!

Disclaimer: Heartborne is quite happy with the wench he's got; he does not need more wenches.
Addendum to the disclaimer: He could go for some mead, though.
Addendum to the addendum to the disclaimer: He was just kidding about that "wench" thing. She's actually quite lovely and more of a lady than a wench.
Qualifier to the addendum to the addendum to the disclaimer: Baby? Where are you going? What? Hey! Don't throw that at me! I said you're NOT a wench! Baby?