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    Talking Just funnen

    Hillbilly Medical Terms
    Benign................What you be after you be eight.
    Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium.................What you do with dead folks.
    Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
    Catscan................Searching for the cat.


    Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.
    Colic...............A sheep dog.
    Coma...............A punctuation mark.
    D&C................Where Washington is.
    Dilate.............To live longer than your kids do.

    Enema.............Not a friend.
    Fester............Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula............A small lie.
    G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.

    Impotent...........Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
    Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.
    Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
    Node....................I knew it.
    Outpatient..............A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear................A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery.
    Secretion.......Hiding something
    Tablet..........A small table to change babies on.
    Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.

    Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station.
    Tumor...............More than one.
    Urine...............Opposite of mine.
    Varicose............Near by
    Hospital............The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed
    warehouse Franks lumber mill.



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    Love it, YODA - It gave me a good old chuckle did that.

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    It's Varicose to bein Urine if you give me tumor dollors.

    Can your worst enema become your best friend?


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    Well, my wife is going to take this one to work...might help to translate some of the blank looks and strange laughs she receives there...(she is a nurse and we live in WV...'nuf said )


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    Hi Yoda,

    "Bloody" funny is you excuse the pun.

    kfh.


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    Smile

    Here's one a friend sent that actually had me scratching my head for a few seconds (it was before my morning cup of coffee, and yes, I was once a natural blond )
    = = = = = =

    The other day I was in the Auto Zone part store. A lady came in and asked for a seven-ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven-ten cap?"

    She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one.

    "What does it do?

    She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."

    The counter clerk gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture.

    So she made a circle about 3 inches in diameter and in the center she wrote '710'.

    Question: What color hair did she have?


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